MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The dumbest, most ignorant, heartless governor in the history of the Lone Star state, Greg "The Hemorrhoid" Abbott traveled to Florida to visit his BFF and suck buddy Donald "Cheddar Face" Trump.
The two have been close friends ever since the wheelchair riding Abbott first kissed the Trumptard's ass on his birthday (Trump's not his).
Boom Boom News reports that the two have been seeing more and more of each other with Jumbo Trumpo telling his son Donald "Sniff-Sniff" Trump Jr., that he really likes being around "Wheels" who knows the words to every song by the Village People.
Abbott The Peckerhead, recently saw his doctor who then informed the news media that the reason why Abbott is so fucking stupid is because the ugly-looking bitch is missing one half of his brain.
SIDENOTE: Abbott's physician says that the governor stinks beyond belief. She thinks that it's probably the two pounds of garlic he eats each and every day.
