CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The largest bison herd in the state of Wyoming is no longer grazing on Wyoming soil.
A Wyoming highway patrol officer, reported that a bolt of lightning caused the famed Oglala Sioux Buffalo Herd to stampede, and before they stopped, they had crossed the border into South Dakota.
Wyoming Governor Mark Gordon texted South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem and told her that Wyoming would pay to have the entire herd transported back to Wyoming.
Gov. Noem simply replied, "Nopers."
Gov. Gordon then told her that the buffaloes were all born and bred in Wyoming and so being Wyoming bison, they belong in Wyoming.
Noem replied with a "Nah."
Regarding Gov. Noem, she is one of the Trumptard's biggest ass-kissers. Boom Boom News reported that she even named her pet ostrich Donald.
Kristi The Kunt, (sic) as even many GOPers refer to her is noted for telling South Dakotans not to wear medical masks.
She is also against food stamps for the poor, and walkers for the elderly.
In short, Gov. Noem is pretty much The Ugly Looking She-Devil From Hell.
SIDENOTE: President Biden is reportedly going to tell the Supreme Court to rule that the buffalo herd needs to be returned to Wyomng (pronto!).
