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Funny story: A High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings

A High School In Wyoming Bans Girl Students From Wearing Lipstick and Nipple Rings

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Cheyenne School District has just informed the student body that a new directive will take affect in three weeks. School board president Jessica Belladonna, 42, has stated that female students between the a…

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Funny story: A Man is Arrested For Selling a Hurricane Insurance Policy to An Elderly Couple in Wyoming

A Man is Arrested For Selling a Hurricane Insurance Policy to An Elderly Couple in Wyoming

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – (Satire News) – In the unscrupulous department, an insurance agent in Cheyenne, has just been arrested by local authorities for selling an elderly couple a hurricane insurance policy. Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree, who is…

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Funny story: Scientists Are Puzzled As To Why Buffaloes Are Mating With Squirrels

Scientists Are Puzzled As To Why Buffaloes Are Mating With Squirrels

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming – (Satire News) – Park rangers at Yellowstone are puzzled, confused, and confounded as to why adult male bison are starting to mate with adult female squirrels. The rangers say that they have been getting lots of…

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Funny story: Wyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds

Wyoming’s Wildfires Are Stressing The Hell Out Of The Buffalo Herds

TARANTULA TITS, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The Wyoming Department of Forestry & Animal Issues, is extremely concerned over the states 4 wildfires that are raging out-of-control. The main fire known as The Tongue of Freaking Satan Fire, was repo…

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Funny story: Forest Rangers Come Close to Capturing Sasquatch (aka Big Foot)

Forest Rangers Come Close to Capturing Sasquatch (aka Big Foot)

(NOT EDITED) DIRTY RIVER, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has just released newly gathered information about Sasquatch, alias Big Foot. They noted that although he does walk upright like a normal human, he does h…

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Funny story: A Yellowstone Park Forest Ranger Teaches 3 Squirrels to Say a Vulgar Phrase

A Yellowstone Park Forest Ranger Teaches 3 Squirrels to Say a Vulgar Phrase

BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has fired a veteran forest ranger, after he was caught on video acting like a 14-year-old immature punk. Investigators viewed three different videos, in which form…

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Funny story: Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

INDIANAPOLIS – Officials for the Indianapolis 500 have been wrestling with the problem of this year's Memorial Day classic. And it appears that the committee has decided to move this year’s race out of Indiana. They cited the large amount of C-...

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Funny story: A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

A Couple Holds Up a Food Bank

CHEYENNE, Wyoming – With food banks popping up all over the place due to the COVID-19, it was inevitable that one would get held up. The Cheyenne Police Department reported that the First Food Bank of Cheyenne was held up by two individuals that w...

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Funny story: Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming

Mass Grave Of Evergreen Trees Found In Western Wyoming

A mass grave of viciously murdered evergreen trees has been uncovered in the popular ski resort town of Jackson Hole, Wyoming, near the Idaho border. The local police were alarmed by this discovery which has horrified residents and visitors alike. Th...

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Funny story: A Cuddler On My Six - A Traveler's Commentary

A Cuddler On My Six - A Traveler's Commentary

Simon Trevoc travels the country meeting new people, then tells us all about it. Join him in his new adventure. A sultry July night. I'm driving west on I-80 at ninety-one miles per hour. Headlights in my rearview draw closer and closer. Through...

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Funny story: Winter storm slams Wyoming, but It doesn't matter because nobody lives there

Winter storm slams Wyoming, but It doesn't matter because nobody lives there

Wyoming was walloped by a behemoth of a winter storm, which included ice, snow, and freezing rain that coated the countryside with inches of impenetrable accumulation. Fortunately, it had no effect, since nobody lives in Wyoming. "We wouldn't eve...

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Funny story: Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

Yellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas

CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...

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Funny story: The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

The US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...

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Funny story: Aviary Experts Are Predicting That Within 2 Weeks Every Bird Will Have Left Yellowstone National Park

Aviary Experts Are Predicting That Within 2 Weeks Every Bird Will Have Left Yellowstone National Park

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - First it was the buffaloes stampeding out of Yellowstone National Park and heading south towards Colorado. Then there were reports that woodchucks were hurriedly scampering north to Montana. Yellowstone National Park rangers...

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Funny story: Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

Colorado Gladly Welcomes All Of The Buffaloes That Are Stampeding Out of Yellowstone

DENVER - The governor of Colorado John Hickenlooper is thrilled at the fact that his state has just seen a tremendous increase in the bison population. Hundreds of Yellowstone National Park buffaloes have been stampeding south (into Colorado) due...

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Funny story: Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

CASPER, Wyoming - A team of historical scientists have stumbled upon the grave of the famous Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra VII Philopator, better known simply as Cleopatra. The scientific team led by Dr. Jonas. V. Wittmaker was actually out searching...

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Funny story: Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Smiling with satisfaction that the newly established B.H.C. (Basset Hound Corp) is doing its job, Wyoming Governor Matt Mead announced today that several massive tunnels, large enough for humans to walk through, have been found du...

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