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Funny story: Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

Hundreds Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asyl...

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Funny story: How Texas has Standing to Challenge DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Residents)

How Texas has Standing to Challenge DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Residents)

WASHINGTON, DC- This fall, the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in United States v. Texas, a case in which a coalition of twenty-six states including Texas, challenged President Obama's executive action that provided temporary relief to ne...

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Funny story: Secret Legislative Action Regarding Firecracker Purchases

Secret Legislative Action Regarding Firecracker Purchases

The American government has just taken another step in the fight to identify homegrown terrorists. In the wake of such events as the Charleston Shootings, the lawmakers on Capitol Hill have taken another step to fighting this growing epidemic. In...

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Funny story: It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a 61-year-old mailman flying a gyrocopter onto the Capitol grounds!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's a 61-year-old mailman flying a gyrocopter onto the Capitol grounds!

Washington, D.C. - An eccentric madman - oh, no wait! I meant to say mailman - wanting to make a political point landed on the Capitol grounds Wednesday (April 15). He flew down on some kind of contraption that looked like it was put together by a k...

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Funny story: Congress unveils do-it-yourself homeland security

Congress unveils do-it-yourself homeland security

Washington, DC - - With the Department of Homeland Security increasingly being used as a political football, Congress has come up with a backup plan. It's a domestic defensive strategy that relies on the American public to protect itself agai...

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Funny story: Secret Service director resigns following White House raccoon rampage

Secret Service director resigns following White House raccoon rampage

Washington - US Secret Service director Julia Pierson has quit her job after a raccoon ran riot in the White House and marked the Lincoln Bedroom with its anal scent glands. Pierson had been criticised for not having taken the raccoon threat serio...

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Funny story: 11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

President Obama, taking a break from his war against ISIS, visited Oakmont Charter School in VA. to show his support for innovative education. The school enrollees include children of diplomats, one of whom is 11-year-old extremely precocious Janna...

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Funny story: US issues alert over choux pastry bomber

US issues alert over choux pastry bomber

New York - Department of Homeland Insecurity bosses are warning of a new lethal trend in international terror after discovering a consignment of Semtex explosives disguised as choux pastry in an airplane shipment headed for a DC patisserie. It's t...

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Funny story: Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Radical Extremist Grammarians Riot at Library of Congress

Members of the Red Pencil Faction of the P.L.O. (Pedants for Literacy Organization) clashed with riot police on the steps of the Library of Congress yesterday morning. Carrying signs that read "'Irregardless' is Not a Word!" and "'General Consensus'...

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Funny story: Purchasing Whoops at DHS

Purchasing Whoops at DHS

It has been reported that the Department of Homeland Security, (DHS) is purchasing 450 million rounds of .40 caliber hollow point ammo in order to wage a "seven year war" to thwart "homegrown Terrorism." Deke Sorrinson, Warehouse Supervisor for DH...

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Funny story: Charley "Oops" Parkinson Promoted

Charley "Oops" Parkinson Promoted

A heretofore unknown flaw in the Promotion Procedure in the Department of Defense, has elevated Charley "Oops" Parkinson to head one of the most sensitive units in the agency. To a certain extent, Oops will have his finger on the "red button" which c...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

Homeland Security Releases 5,000 Illegal Immigrants Due To Budget Cuts

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secretary of The Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano has verified that 5,000 illegal aliens that were being incarcerated in California, Georgia, Maine, and Texas have been released due to federal budget cuts. S...

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Funny story: Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Ford Offers 'Ejection Seating' to Fix Recalled Escapes

Dearborn, Michigan - It's been a rough road for the introduction of 2013 Ford Escape. First, the newly designed SUV was recalled because its gas pedal had a tendency to get stuck in the carpeting at awkward moments. Another recall was required for fl...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Top Secret Report Leaked about Holiday Food Shortages!

Homeland Security Top Secret Report Leaked about Holiday Food Shortages!

Special Report Homeland Security Preparedness Programs Involve Some Really Freaky Shit. HOMELAND SECURITY SECRET REPORT TOP SECRET The following is a speculative scenario intended to equip high level policymakers and planners with a sampling of potential circumstances with which any "game plan" for dealing with catastrophes due to unexpected international intrigue may have to contend, and...

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Funny story: The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would have destroyed the heart of the city on the Fourth of...

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Funny story: Janet Napolitano Puts Dodo Bird On "No Fly" List

Janet Napolitano Puts Dodo Bird On "No Fly" List

BILLINGSGATE POST (Exclusive)- Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, admitted today on Face The Nation that her agency had put a traveler dressed as a Dodo Bird on the "NO FLY" list. While attempting to board a plane from LAX to the isl...

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