WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons.
Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has ever won the Kentucky Derby (146).
But POTUS recently sat down with Anderson Cooper and told him that truth be told, Pelosi, is one very strong, determined, woman, who can take a road-kill possum and make it taste like a high-dollar sirloin steak.
"Joey," as Biden calls himself, then told Coop that what he really loves about "Super Nancy" is that the woman has bigger balls than Putin The Evil SOB and Trump The Racist Bastard put together.
When reached to comment on the president's comment, Fox News host Laura Ingraham, who many feel is on the lesbionic side, replied that she totally agreed with Biden's hard-hitting statement.