Two Lesbionic Pole Dancers Claim They Had a Menage-a-Trois With The Trumptard

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Tuesday, 26 April 2022

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Pole dancers Olivia Wellywood and Nicole Portochico both agree that the Trumptard has become effiminate.

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - A pair of pole dancers, who admit to being lesbians, have just revealed that back on Valentines Day in 2015, they had a sexualized threesome with none other than the pussy grabber himself, Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump.

The two women, Olivia Wellywood, 32, and Nicole Portochico, 29, said they met the Orange pervert, at a local McDonalds.

Wellywood said that right away the Trumptard told both of them that they had sexy-looking, extremely suckable tits.

Trump then invited them both back to his Holiday Inn Motel room for a bit of mystical merriment, unbridled happiness, and an intimate game of 'hide the salami.'

They declined. He then offered them $375 each, which Portochico and Wellywood gladly accepted.

After the hokey pokey session Melania's fat, he-whore of an asshole husband refused to pay them $375 each, and told him that truth be told, they should pay him, since he is famous-as-hell.

SIDENOTE: Andy Cohen recently told Anderson Cooper that Miss Wellywood recorded everything on her itsy bitsy Japanese camera which easily fit into her vagina (beaver).

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