Along with his many products still-to-come, Donald Trump has released his brand of large chocolate balls of dough, called Donkey Balls.
A Trump product spokesman said: “The former president – I mean, president-to-come – loves his Donkey Balls. He licks them bites them, chews them, stuffs as many balls into his mouth that he can fit, and always smiles and says ‘Yum yum, Donkey Balls! He was the first and the greatest Donkey Ball eater in history, after Jesus and George Washington, and knows that when he’s the prez again, he’ll make everyone eat his balls. A vote for Donald is a vote for big doughy balls that sit nicely in your colon.”
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