LYING BITCH, Alabama - (Satire News) - The town that was named after a streetwalker back in 1899, now has the distinction of being the town where an avowed atheist has just been outed as being a fake atheist.
A member of the Lying Bitch City Council, Jonas P. Fakaletti, 61, remarked that the town's meter maid, Brunhilda Broomhouse, 36, who says she has been an atheist for 37 years, was recently overheard at a Walmart saying bless you after a checker had sneezed.
Broomhouse was asked about her blessing and she turned as red as a New Hampshire strawberry.
She replied that the previous night she had gone out line dancing and she ended up drinking somewhere between 9 and 14 papaya margaritas and she shyly admitted that she ended up totally naked on top of a John Deere tractor.
Meanwhile The American Non-Believing Agnostics Federation (ANBAF) has stated that they will be conducting a thorough investigation and if Ms. Broomhouse did in fact say "God Bless You," they will move to have her Atheist Membership revoked. ■
