People Who Worship Jesus Also Worship Trump Because That’s Forking Laughable

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Tuesday, 20 October 2020

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Washington - People in the United States who say they follow the life and teachings of a man who lived 2000 years ago, and inspired his followers to be humble, kind, considerate, truthful and follow biblical laws, also have fallen in deep love with a lying, cowardly, rude rich jerk who can’t recite one verse of the same bible.

“Trump is the man who gave up his billionaire lifestyle to save America” said one worshipper at a recent Trump rally, blissfully unaware that the same savior spent 150 million to play golf and jet around the country at taxpayer expense instead of his company paying for it.

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