Trump: Kill The Kill Switch

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 19 October 2020

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Donald Trump's campaign managers insist that there be no surprise kill-switch at the next presidential debate. No way should the networks have the right to snuff off one of Trump’s five-minute diatribe’s on the evils of Joe Biden and his son, both of whom should be locked up, as well as Hillary Clinton, the world’s most famous grandma, after Queen Elizabeth.

If Trump were to sniff out even the possibility of a kill-switch,, he’s gonna stay home, Boo-Hoo.

Instead, he might have a White House fireside chat by himself. And maybe a nodding Be Best if she remains in the background.

He would definitely invite a Fox reporter to ask a few questions Trump will provide to get the evening started. He’ll take over the rest of the hour bashing the Biden’s, Dr. Fauci, Governor Whitmer, promising to send them all to jail after he’s reelected, and don’t forget Grandma Clinton; she’s going too.

The news reporter might bravely go off script and ask whether Trump plans to go on Dancing With The Stars after losing the election.

Trump will definitely explode! Cut the feed. Have the Secret Service arrest the reporter. Charge the reporter with attempted assassination. Sent directly to jail. No bail.

The Debate Committee made vows that there would not be a kill-switch. A vow is a vow. Sort of like the Trump vows Trump made at his three weddings.

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