New Police Squad

Funny story written by Butch

Saturday, 5 September 2020

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The Penny Farthing Victims Unit

Amid the current needs of the city, the mayor has announced a new police force that will be hitting the streets in the next month. The department really wants to clean up the city with officers that will instill fear in the streets and gain respect at the same time. The new recruits are in their final stages of training.

The Penny Farthing Victims Unit will be the first hybrid force to fight vice crime and maintain street control that is so desperately needed in the city. Their new method of mobilizing makes them a perfect team that can be agile in the streets, and they have the knowledge of when and where to bust the toughest villains the city has to offer.

The only budget required for this resilient force was the cost of the bikes which were purchased on Ebay for what the commissioner called "a great deal!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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