Lynsey Lohan admits, 'I played with Britney Spears' pussy during 3-in-a-bed Lesbo romp'

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Wednesday, 14 February 2007

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Britney's pussy, Lesbo.

Hollywood actress, Lyndsey Lohan, has broken her silence over the recent 'Three in a bed lesbo romp' scandal which threatens to destroy the career of former virginal, pop princess, Britney Spears.

Claims by a friend of Kevin Federline say that Lohan and, ex-husband Kevin, played with Britney's pussy after a drunken night out.

"It's all true," wept two-bit slapper, Lohan, "We were all eating fried chicken on the bed and watching TV when Britney's cat, Lesbo, came in and started rubbing up against me. I couldn't help myself....Kevin and I both started to stroke him. Oh God.....what have I done!

Former husband, Kevin Federline, told us, "Yes, it's true. I played with Britney's pussy for about half an hour. I had a ball of string and there was catnip involved. I'm so ashamed."

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