Washington - President Donald Trump, who has suffered greatly at the hands of essentially any female who is a member of the Democratic Party or works for a mainstream media company, has signed into law an executive order declaring their activities illegal, and specifying federal penalties including jail time for any woman convicted.
Trump, who routinely tweets conspiracy theories, including the accusation that Hillary Clinton murdered dozens of political opponents, invents derogatory nicknames for anyone he dislikes, and designates those in his own party who dislike him "human scum", said he needed to unilaterally bring "nasty women like Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, "Pocahantas", Hillary Clinton, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Tammy Duckworth" into line with "standards of decent behavior".
"What these women are doing, destroying the lives of good decent men like Bill O'Reilly, Brett Kavanaugh, Paul Manafort and, of course, myself, it has to stop," Trump tweeted the next morning. "Just look what happened to my good friend Lindsey Graham, they made him lose his mind," said the President.
