Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Fire Nasty Verbal Rockets at Each Other

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 8 June 2020

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Ann Coulter said that after seeing Trump's member 9 years ago, she had horrible nightmares for a year.

NEW YORK CITY – The verbal assault between President Trump and pundit Ann Coulter has intensified into a firing of nasty verbal rockets at each other.

Coulter says that she has a lot of energy and even more stamina, and she vows to not let up on the presidential pounding of the orange one she calls Dumpy Trumpy.

Coulter, who is 58, says her goal is to see to it that come January 21, 2021, Mr. and Mrs. Donald J. Trump return to their multi-million dollar Trump Tower apartment.

She added that Trump has single-handedly succeeded in driving the USA into the repugnant, foul-smelling under sewers of murkiness and muckism usually associated with "Fourth-World Countries."

Trump instantly fired back saying that Coulter makes a piece of rope look sexy.

He then said, that if "Horse Face" got stung by a bee she would finally have some kind of semblance of a female figure.

Coulter has said that she can not for the life of her even imagine getting within two blocks of Melania's constant lie-spewing husband, much less having him be her vavavooming partner.

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