Successful Self-Made Son of 2016 Popular Vote Runner-Up, Trump, Designates Mitt Romney as a "Loser"

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Tuesday, 11 February 2020

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Trump Jr. Booed Off Stage by Right Wingers in Stunning Fete

Washington - Donald Trump Jr., a well-known star entrepreneur and successful businessman in the Trump Organization, has designated Mitt Romney, the former candidate for president who voted for impeachment of the current president, as a "loser".

Trump Jr., who took several failing Trump enterprises and, one might assume, turned them around and made them successful businesses, also is a leading author, having sold a hundred thousand copies of a novel called "Triggered", mostly to Trump companies and the Republican National Committee. He also accomplished a first: he is one of the only Trumps to be booed from a stage by right wingers, on his book tour.

He also recently returned from a trip to Mongolia, where he and an entourage bravely faced down and executed a rare sheep, armed with nothing but military grade weapons.

So when Trump Jr. criticizes Romney, who made a quarter billion dollars starting running a leading hedge fund, it's obvious to all observers that we should listen to what he has to say, after his distinguished business career and accomplishments as a twitter troll, and the fact that he's the son of a man who lost the popular vote in 2016 to Hillary Clinton.

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