The Prince of Darkness shocked the press corps this morning by announcing that, "The deal is off! I don't want it. It's worthless. I was duped!"
"I promise him all the power in the world. All the money in the world. In exchange, I was to receive one immortal soul as payment in full. I should have checked out the goods first. When I got home, the box was empty."
"What profit it a devil if he gaineth a soul, but loseth the world? What a con artist this guy is! I thought I was good at lying and cheating, but this guy makes me sick!"