Satan Gives Donald Trump's Soul Back

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Tuesday, 19 November 2019

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The Prince of Darkness shocked the press corps this morning by announcing that, "The deal is off! I don't want it. It's worthless. I was duped!"

"I promise him all the power in the world. All the money in the world. In exchange, I was to receive one immortal soul as payment in full. I should have checked out the goods first. When I got home, the box was empty."

"What profit it a devil if he gaineth a soul, but loseth the world? What a con artist this guy is! I thought I was good at lying and cheating, but this guy makes me sick!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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