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Funny story: Shattered Man Finds Missing Inner Piece

Shattered Man Finds Missing Inner Piece

After his heart was shattered into a million tiny bits by a woman who didn't see their relationship going anywhere, Packey Havens of Nashville, Tennessee, scrambled to recoup all of his broken parts, and eventually succeeded in finding his last remai...

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Funny story: Positive Thinking Found to Be Totally Awesome in All Respects

Positive Thinking Found to Be Totally Awesome in All Respects

A recent study conducted by the Sunshine Centre has revealed positive thinking to be totally awesome in all respects. "This is true feel-good news," said Sunshine Centre Director, Cassie Hayes. "We found that, whatever the situation - I don't like...

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Funny story: Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

Humanity Will Outlive Insects by at Least a Month, Claims Optimistic Report

The world is still recovering from a shock caused by the latest scientific report claiming that all insects may be extinct by the end of the century, which will result in a collapse of the planetary ecosystem. In an effort to plant a seed of opti...

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Funny story: Bright Side Tired of Being Looked at All the Time

Bright Side Tired of Being Looked at All the Time

In this age of visualization and positive thinking, the bright side of things has gotten more attention than ever – and, in its own words, is getting a little tired of being looked at all the time. "Honestly, sometimes the constant focus on me get...

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Funny story: My life as a man #07

My life as a man #07

I just received a beautiful card from a lady here on my computer. It wished me to have a beautiful and rewarding day. What a wonderful gesture, and to receive it first thing in the morning with her heart-felt well-wishes for my day sent chills up and down my spine. Just who are the people that make up these fairy-god-mother greeting cards AND, just what the fuck are they smoking? Can I get som...

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Funny story: Surrealism is the new realism

Surrealism is the new realism

They say there are three kinds of people. They also say there are five kinds of people, two kinds of people, ten kinds of people and pi kinds of people; there are actually seven billion kinds of people. The latest output from the bakery attached to t...

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Funny story: Tories To Instil 'Blitz Spirit' By Bombing London

Tories To Instil 'Blitz Spirit' By Bombing London

Following David Cameron's passionate pleas at the Tory Conference, party leaders have come up with a way to instil 'can-do optimism' and 'bulldog spirit' into the British people: by re-enacting the Blitz. In order to achieve the Government's targe...

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Funny story: Losers Claim Win-Win Just a Ploy

Losers Claim Win-Win Just a Ploy

Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they've been told in school and the workplace, the win-win scenario just doesn't exist. "It's a ploy," said Winton Gardensalad from Montauk, NY. "I played alon...

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