In news slowly oozing to the top of the heap, American actress and one time Friends cast member, Jennifer Anniston has denied claims that she funded a covert action by a secret Government agency called PERFECT(People for the Election of Republican Famous and Erudite Candidates Tomorrow).
Anniston denies that she has had anything to do with this group, and won't enter into any conversation about the issue.
The innocuously named organisation, formed about ten years ago, sought to confusingly engage people, particularly Hollywood A-listers, on a number of non-important issues such as improvements in information gathering, regulating fish sizes in aquaculture, and building relationships with people in permanent care. If any one can explain their aims and objectives, please memo me at a later date.
