Poll: Most Republicans Critical of Greta Thunberg, Say They Would Rather Ignore Real Climate Scientists

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 29 September 2019

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16-year-old Greta Thunberg speaks at the UN

Washington - According to a recent Rasmussen poll of voters describing themselves as Conservatives, an overwhelming majority would much rather disparage, belittle or simply ignore real climate scientists than have to deal with a mildly autistic 16-year-old Swedish girl who actually believes the scientific consensus that unregulated human activity is accelerating global warming, and is concerned about the future of her generation.

“We had to put that child in her place by destroying her and her message, but we much rather spread oil industry-funded misinformation about climate science, as it sells more advertising space on our online blogs,” said a spokesman for Daily Wire.

“It’s a lot more fun annihilating NASA, universities and every significant scientific organization, all controlled by the insidious deep state,” added a science editor for Breitbart.

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