Sources: Giuliani Went to Sandusky, Ohio Instead of Ukraine Looking for Wrong Guy Named Zalinsky

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 27 September 2019

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Zalinsky Auto Parts CEO and Tommy Boy

Washington - Sources have revealed that the Trump/Giuliani efforts to convince Ukrainian officials to dig up dirt on political opponent Joe Biden were delayed when Rudy erroneously traveled to Sandusky, Ohio looking for the CEO of Zalinsky Auto Parts instead of going to Ukraine to meet with President Volodymyr Zelenskiy.

Witnesses said Giuliani was seen in several bars in downtown Sandusky, as well as a number of auto parts stores, asking locals if they had seen Zalinsky, Tommy Boy, the Bidens or any related individuals so he could dig up wrongdoing by the former Vice President or his son.

Only after an urgent phone call from Bill Barr, after a week of fruitless activity, did Rudy board a plane in Cleveland headed for Ukraine.

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