White House, Washington: Donald Trump has made a special announcement.
“Tomorrow, is the longest day, on the 21st June. As we all know, the documentary film by Daniel Zanuck, also called the Longest Day, shows how John Wayne parachuted in and started the invasion of France.”
“John Wayne was met in France by Steve McQueen, who had escaped from Stalag Luft 3, to help the paratroopers, with some Big Macs and French fries for breakfast.”
“While John Wane and Steve McQueen were having breakfast, Private Ryan landed on Omaha Beach and caused mass panic for the Nazi German defenders, when he opened a bottle of Coca Cola. Many, many, many… …many Germans died."
“So I, Donald Trump, say to all you freedom-lovers, that I endorse you to all have Big Mac and French fries for breakfast and wash it down with Coke.”
So that is how France was invaded by the Big Mac diners and Coke dispensers.
