Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 23 February 2019

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Chemical Ali - currently more newsworthy than Mollest Justise

Jussie Smollett, who was once a high-salary earner whilst acting in TV show 'Empire' before his career took a nosedive due to his color-blindness, is no longer a newsworthy item, and will be dropped from public perception forthwith.

Smollett was involved in a hoax hate crime incident recently, but, his having been exposed, that's all over now, and the African-American and his reputation have been dispatched on a one-way trip to Oblivion.

The news that Smollett has become inconsequential and obscure reached TheSpoof.com earlier this evening, and a perfectly good made-up tale involving Smollett and the Ku Klux Klan had to be scrapped, due to a distinct lack of public interest.

Mr. Smollett is now as much in the minds of average Americans as is the late murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, or, indeed, former 'Hawaii- Five-O' police chief, Detective Steve McGarrett, played by Jack Lord. Or, indeed, Chemical Ali. It's that bad.

The only interesting fact not yet reported about Jussie Smollett is that the letters of his name can be rearranged anagrammatically into Mollest Justise.

So much for trying to create a bit of publicity for yourself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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