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Funny story: Yet More Letters to the Editor About Coronavirus

Yet More Letters to the Editor About Coronavirus

Dear Sir, I seen on Farcebooke video what that porstman with the lickine his fingures. Then. Smered is spit all ovure the old ladie's' lettuer box and door frame's. Anyways luke at the nose on it. With a no'se like that his obvs a fuckin Musli...

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Funny story: Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

Trump Wants Mosque Removed Ahead Of London Visit

London, UK - The Trump Administration has told Theresa May to get rid of London’s iconic Park Mosque because its 200ft tall minaret ‘could be used for telescopic espionage’ a White House spokesperson said today. The Grade II-listed edifice sits j...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name

Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name

Speaking out against the mass shooting by an Australian white nationalist at a Muslim mosque in New Zealand that left at least 50 people dead, Trevor Olsen of Edmond, Oklahoma, stated, "It's incidents like this one that give white supremacists a bad...

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Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...

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Funny story: Mega-mosque Plans to Be Put on Hold

Mega-mosque Plans to Be Put on Hold

Plans to build a mega-mosque in London West Ham have had to be put on hold for the time being after it was discovered that the land on which it is to be built, was once the site of a butchers shop. A spokesman for the group who wants to build the...

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Funny story: Mosque on White House Grounds

Mosque on White House Grounds

Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct...

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Funny story: Mosque Plans Approved

Mosque Plans Approved

Henry Balonski, Undersecretary of Real Estate in Washington, D.C. for the Obama administration announced today that approval has been granted to Asam Bin Aleear, to proceed with their plans to build a Mosque on the back lawn of the White House. Th...

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Funny story: Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Controversial plans have been leaked to the press that outline an idea to build an Islamic community centre on the site of the mine shaft, made famous recently by the rescuing of 33 miners in Chile, trapped underground for 70 days, it has been discov...

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Funny story: Hussein Obama Converts Oval Office To A Mosque

Hussein Obama Converts Oval Office To A Mosque

It was duly reported that while President Obama and his family vacationed at Martha's Vineyard, the Oval Office would undergo an extensive renovation. The reason, as explained by Press Secretary Gibbs, was to remove any pecker stains inadvertently l...

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Funny story: Rabbi Ovadia Yosef to Debate Ahmadinejad at Ground Zero Mosque

Rabbi Ovadia Yosef to Debate Ahmadinejad at Ground Zero Mosque

Many people are up in arms about the ground zero mosque. What better place than the ground zero mosque to hold constructive debates than the site of the 9/11 attacks? Today ground zero mosque Imam Feisal Rauf announced that next week coinciding with...

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Funny story: Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

US President Barack Obama has staunchly defended controversial plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in New York. Opponents say this is why people think he is a Muslim. That, and his name being so like that other man who has a name similar to h...

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Funny story: New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...

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Funny story: Foreign Shrine at Attack Site Angers Many

Foreign Shrine at Attack Site Angers Many

A proposed Japanese Buddhist Temple (1) to be built near the U.S. Arizona Memorial(2) has angered many residents of Hawaii (3) and across the country. The builders of the proposed site, however, say that it is private property and that they do have...

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Funny story: 911 mosque committee extends olive branch to angry non-Muslim New Yorkers by including "free belly dancing lessons and all-you-can-eat donair kebabs at the new Islamic cultural center"

911 mosque committee extends olive branch to angry non-Muslim New Yorkers by including "free belly dancing lessons and all-you-can-eat donair kebabs at the new Islamic cultural center"

Amid the furore caused by President Obama's backing of a proposal to build a Muslim community centre and a mosque near Ground Zero some mosque committee members attempted to ratchet down tensions by extending an olive branch to angry New Yorkers:...

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Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...

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Funny story: Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Bloomberg has agreed to a creative solution to deter terrorists threats through the installation of a number of portable mini-mosques positioned at strategic locations throughout the city. The structures, to be built in the s...

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Funny story: Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

A local Moslem "Mosque" will have an open house and give free tours in an attempt to persuade local residents that they are not all gun toating Shi'ites who want to kill everyone. The event will take place Wednesday evening and all in the community...

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