Anonymous and usually unreliable sources in the intelligence community, who are on rare occasion somewhat right, have told The Spoof that high ranking officials in the Central Intelligence Agency have a contingency plan to replace President Donald J. Trump in a bloodless coup.
Sparked by the president's unbelievably erratic and dangerous behavior on revocation of security clearances, and fearful of losing theirs and the snobbery that goes with a clearance, a cabal of six former CIA directors hatched the plot over beer and a Shakey's pizza. In a nutshell, the coup would take place during a presidential visit to Kazakhstan, ostensibly to observe liftoff of a supply mission to the International Space Station. Trump would be held incommunicado until Vice President Mike Pence is securely in office via the 25th amendment.
"We've waited patiently - more than patiently - for congress to act under the impeachment process. The country can't wait any longer. We're asserting our constitutional, first amendment right to a coup," one of the former CIA directors reportedly said.
The next space supply mission is scheduled for early September.
