Trump to Send Crack Team of FBI Kavanaugh Investigators to Look Into Khashoggi Murder

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 18 October 2018

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Washington - President Donald Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have decided to send the same FBI team that completed the 3 day investigation into the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault charges to Turkey to investigate the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Sources at the FBI confirmed that the agents will fly to Istanbul tomorrow for two days of interviews and then return to Washington. When asked why they would not also fly to Saudi Arabia as part of the probe, the sources indicated that they were "not authorized to speak to any of the Saudis present at the Saudi Consulate on the day of the murder, or anyone in the Saudi government".

"We will meet confidentially with the FBI team before and after the trip, just to make sure they have conducted a thorough inquiry", said Trump.

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