BILLINGSGATE POST: By calling Omarosa a dog for betraying his trust, Trump made a huge mistake; Big League. Now, after pissing off millions of dog lovers everywhere, he has softened his insult by referring to her as an "Alpo Loving Cur."
Besieged by almost everyone for his reverse anthropomorphic characterization of Omarosa, he reluctantly gave in to his advisers and issued the following statement on Twitter:
"I am sorry I offended dog lovers by referring to Omarosa as a dog. Even Kim Jung Un, who has a special place on his palate for this Korean delicacy, called me. He wondered why Omarosa wasn't included in the negotiations held in Singapore recently. He said that he would have been 'delighted' to have had her for lunch."
Wishful thinking, of course.