President Donald Trump woke up groggy after a troubled sleep and muttered that he had a new super duper plan for building the biggest bestest superwall ever.
The 72 year old serial sexual harasser went on to elaborate that stem cells from Hitler's deformed penis, which is on display at the Museum of Bad Art in Zurich Switzerland.
Doctors at Johns Hopkins University will clone the cells into an army of superhumans, who will go about constructing a wall encircling the entire United States in only 14 days.
Our glorious and righteous leader then went back to sleep.
Senator Mitch McConnell was quoted as saying, "Before we jump to conclusions, let's see where he goes with this."
Republican majority leader and bribetaker Paul Ryan stated, "This is exactly the economic boost our country needs."
Democratic Leader Charles Schumer of New York commented, "No, we're not gonna do that."
