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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…

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Funny story: President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President, in a phone call to Sean Hannity, said that, if the violence, the looting, and the anti-Trump chants do not stop in the Windy City, he will have no choice but to build a beautiful 10-foot tall wall aro…

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Funny story: President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The President has just informed the news media that he will continue with the construction on the big, beautiful, unclimbable wall that will encircle the White House. Trump said that the wall will be built b…

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Funny story: Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Hanoi, Vietnam, President Donald Trump was so impressed by the luxurious, fortified train that brought North Korea's Kim Jong-un to the Hanoi Summit, that he has canceled the U. S.-Mexico border wall, opting instead for construction of his own stream...

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Funny story: Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, too...

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Funny story: Trump at Border Wall Prototypes: "Let's Wall Out California"

Trump at Border Wall Prototypes: "Let's Wall Out California"

San Diego, CA. Standing before models of the border wall he intends to build, President Donald Trump told a group of surprised reporters from Fox News and Breitbart that the barrier between the U S and Mexico will extend from Texas to California, bu...

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Funny story: Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...

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Funny story: Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Trump Makes Updates on Plans for the Wall; "Cut Off All Immigration," He Says

Today at 3:00, president-elect Donald Trump announced that he was going to make "bigly changes" to the wall. Mr. Trump's speech is as follows: "Listen up, America, this is for you. Our border security is a joke. It's kind of like Hillary Clinton's...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Prime Minister Trudeau announces, "We're building a wall on our southern border."

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced his plan to build a wall on the southern border with the United States today. "With the prospect of a Trump Presidency becoming more likely, and the announced intentions of many Liberal American D...

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Funny story: "Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump

"Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump

They call themselves Wallarous, it rhymes with kangaroos, and it's short for Wall Around Trump. They are supporters of the growing worldwide Waller movement that seeks to rein in Donald Trump's presidential ambitions by building a wall around the blo...

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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's History of Dry Stone Walling

Professor Norton Folgate's History of Dry Stone Walling

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. Enjoying an afternoon with the esteemed Professor, he had this to say: "You find dry stone walling all over the place. Well, when I say all over the place, I don't really mean everywhere I just mean places where there is a need for it and then it i...

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