Written by mikewadestr

Saturday, 10 March 2018

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Say it aint so Jo.

The Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, has always been a ready to go kind of guy. On his anniversary he went with his wife to Aruba. On his 40th birthday he went with his wife to Venice and on December 5th of 2011 he went with his wife to divorce court where he got kicked out of the house the two shared. In each case Sessions was standing by with an empty suitcase waiting for something to happen.

Today Jeff Sessions is patiently waiting, with a slew of empty boxes, for trump to fire him so he can clean out his office and go home. Unfortunately, Jeff Sessions question and answer sessions with the press has not gone so well.

When asked if he thinks Trump is going to fire him, he recused himself.

When asked what his name was, he recused himself.

When asked what his quest was, he recused himself.

When asked what his favorite color was he said: “Red no blue” and was thrown off the bridge of death.

No not really, he simply recused himself.

Sessions has done a lot on his watch as Attorney General by being realy general like by deporting illegal immigrants for wearing: “I wish my mum had a name with her name on it”.

He also, set the precedence with the most recusals in office.

He also, is the creator of the tea shirt: “My ex-wife is a silly bum”.

As of press time Sessions was trying to auction off all his office furniture on E-Bay.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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