Written by Aspartame Boy

Monday, 13 November 2017

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ANTIFA member hates this portrait of himself

Yale University - The Dean of Yale's Pierson College, Phallus Blanco, has responded to complaints surrounding his hanging portraits of white men in the residence halls.

As reported previously (Click to read) "Yale college removes portraits of white men to promote diversity, then re-installs them". However, this only drew more attention from ISIS, MS13, BLM, and ANTIFA. So Dean Blanco produced portraits everyone adores.

The portrait system uses a camera to photograph anyone in the area so that when they get within viewing range of the portrait they see their own face. Software changes the clothing to period costumes from the 1800's.

The system is in use in all areas of the college and has been well received by all but white aspartame drinking ANTIFA members who hate white people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Racism




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