The bathroom controversy showed no signs of stopping today, when President Donald Trump made a rambling speech on the issue. He began by saying that he sympathised with "Trans-Am" people, as he called them. He admitted that sometimes he wasn't sure which of the many gold-plated bathrooms in Trump Tower to use.
Trump also unintentionally revealed toilet problems of his own. "When I use my own private bathroom - and by the way, it's the best bathroom you have ever seen. Huge! The best. But folks, it doesn't even matter if I make a mess on the floor, or if I miss completely. A cleaner will be along to clean it up. Probably a Mexican one. Sad!"
He then confessed that he had once offered RuPaul a million dollars to sleep with him, when he mistakenly thought he was a woman. He recalled getting very angry when the two bumped into each other again in the men's toilets. "I don't like to see other men peeing," he said. "No matter how fabulous they look! Definitely not! Women peeing, now that's something else. But if a man looks like a woman while peeing in the men's toilets, then that's just confusing."
He concluded defiantly. "Really, those transgressers should just grow a pair. Learn to piss in the woods like a bear!"