Man Spends Hours Writing Piece He Knows is Unpublishable

Funny story written by Derrick Patenaude

Friday, 8 July 2016

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It's pretty good. Pretty good!

34 year old Jamie Gahron spent 3 hours last Thursday night working on an article for an online publisher, knowing just a couple sentences in, that the piece was a wash.

But instead of moving on to a different subject Jamie made himself another drink, paced around his living room and convinced himself that "this was a pretty fucking good piece."

He then spent the rest of the evening drinking, writing and contemplating editing this pointless and pretentious article before e-mailing it to the publisher.

The piece was then over looked by what was most certainly a far more reasonable, stable and sober man.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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