Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 1 March 2015

image for Canadian claims disability allowance after sprouting antlers
Or next to Anna Nicole Smith's knockers at the Smithsonian

Toronto, Canada - An otherwise healthy 30-something male is claiming state disability handouts after waking one morning to find that he'd grown a pair of antlers on his head.

Harley Broomsdork said the 18-inch, Monarch-of-the-Glen-style protruberances suddenly sprouted after he drank a lot of Deerstalker Whisky at a friend's stag night.

The growths make him only the 600th Canadian to suffer the condition, thought to be brought on by rutting season fantasies and a surfeit of duff cocaine.

Commenting on his monthly welfare check of $1,000 Broomsdork said the money was small recompense for the permanent headache his new appendages were causing.

To make things fair he has now offer d to leave his head to science - with the small provision that it eventually hangs in the wildlife section of Toronto Natural Hystery Museum.

Or next to Anna Nicole Smith'd knockers at the Smithsonian.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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