Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced today that a wall would be built in Windsor, along the border with Detroit. "We don't understand why people would even question our wall! We have gun-toting DETROIT right acr...
TORONTO-Members of the Toronto City Council and the premier of the province of Ontario have made scandal-ridden Toronto mayor Rob Ford an offer they hope he will not be able to refuse-a chance to go on a one-way trip to the planet Mars, sources close...
John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He had, e...
Canadian's living in Ontario, are livid at the way their Government wastes money. They protested on the lawns at Queen's Park today, though lawns were covered in snow, they were all wrapped up for the below zero temperature and wind chill factor.
Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...
A 27 year old man from Escanaba, Michigan was rescued yesterday after being lost in the Canadian wilderness, 100 miles north of Sudbury, Ontario. O.P.P. officers found the man stranded on the side of a two lane highway, locked and shivering in the...
There is no 'shortage' of qualified teachers in Ontario. Quite the opposite in fact. There are so many new teachers looking for their first teaching contract that hundreds (if not thousands) are willing to do 'anything' in order to 'get' that first...
Crosby, Ontario - Today marked another day of accolades as Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty addressed an assembled crowd at the International Plowing Match in Crosby Ontario as part of his electoral campaign efforts. The crowd hushed as Prem...
ONTARIO, California (AP) A 10-year-old Rottweiler was arrested after neighbors reported seeing the dog sexually assaulting his owner, Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39.
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