Written by annaconda

Sunday, 8 May 2016

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic.

Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message.

This is what it said:

"Ahmed, I've secured my position in the bird. ΓΔΛΞ∀∃λμ″‴‰∕¼¼∠ ξπρ̈ײ³γΞ∏

"Bhargava Theorem ξπρ̈ײ³γΞ∏ ½¼∕‰∛³≥≪≫∅ ½¼∕‰∛³ monitoring from India asked me to make sure there is reliable transmission of information across noisy channels. ΓΔΛΞ∀∃λμ″‴‰∕¼¼∠ ξπρ̈ײ³γΞ∏ ½¼∕‰∛³≥≪≫∅ ½¼∕‰∛³ He wants our man ΓΔΛΞ∀∃ in Marrakesh to involve finite and soccer fields.

"Our target is to include Abelian groups who lean near homo genius and are differential. Crystal's identity has been revealed using sex ticket equation. ¼∕‰Σ≠≝≤≡ψω‰∛∛ ½¼∕‰∛³ ²³δ⊕∅∯∮∇→∃∀

"Our Russian Muslim expletive has texted me the following: He warns algorithm ¼∕‰Σ≠≝≤i will be be used as the terminating annihilator. ½¼∕‰∛³

"I proceed with extreme caution as the Islam-morphic woman beside me with a vapid cow in the manger look and zero algebraic curves is grinding her bicuspids."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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