LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that an emotional support parrot totally disrupted a Jet Blue flight from New York City to Los Angeles. The Peruvian parrot, named Guinevere, but who has been dubbed "Polly the Insult Parro…
DENVER – (Spoof News) - American Airlines has apologized to 34 passengers who were left stranded on a John and Bob Denver International Airport loading ramp ladder for a little over three hours. The passengers were apparently told to board the ram…
Claude Whathisname, a character actor on Eastenders, was shocked to realise that he had had torrid affairs with four passengers, three failed businesses involving eight of them, owed money to another four, and had seen another passenger at the GUM cl...
An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...
Columbus, OH - Port Columbus International Airport offers only one all-season nonstop flight to an international destination, namely, to Toronto, Canada. And when it does offer seasonal nonstop flights to non-U.S. destinations, they are typically to...
Passengers on busy trains who put their bags on the unreserved seat next to them will most likely die alone, a new study has revealed. The study, carried out by the finest minds in Europe, also revealed that travellers who unnecessarily filled the...
The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
ASPEN, Colorado - The city of Aspen is reporting that it will be doubling the size of Snowman International Airport. Airport Spokeswoman Chelsea Tallydollar told the members of the news media that just since the first of January, the volume of fli...
ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...
NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Transportation Safety Association trying to regain its credibility has fired the TSA agent who was taking upskirt photos of women passengers with his cell phone. A TSA spokesperson said that his agency promises that the inci...
Passengers fled on to tracks after a box file burst open on a train during rush hour yesterday in central London. The file contained dozens of lengthy, boring business reports and detailed minutes of interminable committee meetings. Some passen...
NEW ORLEANS - The state of Louisiana is considering a major change in their cruise line policy. Mildred "Millie" Scatterbrick, 46, director of tourism for the Bayou State stated to reporters that in the past two years the cruise line companies hav...
SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...
MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...
MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
Train carriages could soon be built to give better passenger protection against those engaging in extreme flatulence, following a three-year study. Scientists have devised a set of key changes that could contain explosive blasts and reduce the amo...
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