Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan say they will resort to corporal punishment if Donald Trump should ever abuse his access to the nations nuclear codes. "I think a good old fashioned spanking or paddling would be in order," McConnell said. "Donald Tru...
Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties. In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of...
JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, however...
OMAHA, NE - A zookeeper in Omaha, NE was recently placed on indefinite work suspension due to disciplinary measures he was caught taking with primate residents at a local zoo. "I felt that bobo, in particular, was being selfish, hoarding food, and...
Christian churches, faced with declining memberships, have hit upon a new strategy for bringing in the sheaves: domestic discipline. The premise of the new program, Pastor Dave Spanky explained: "Spare the rod, and spoil the wife." The use of s...
SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...
Glenn Beck had his way, it would be more than okay for parents to take off their belts or tell their kids to "go find a switch" again in order to maintain authority in the home. Because to him, kids are out of control and we need to reel them back in...
A judge that ruled in favor of Jennifer Lopez in a case against an ex-husband has made the actress and singer very happy. The court ruled that her ex, Ojani Noa, will not be able to use footage of the couple shot on their honeymoon or during the...
Children who are spanked as 5-year-olds are more likely to behave aggressively and ask to spank their mates and be spanked by them while adults than children who are spared the punishment, new research shows. Though the negative effects of spankin...
While both Republican and Democratic camps were quick to declare victory after this week's vice presidential debates, it was Senator Biden who won a personal bet with Governor Palin over viewer response to the telecast. The terms of the wager were...
ITV's X-Factor has suffered another massive blow after they illegally charged for phone calls this week. ICTIS the phone line watchdog was publishing results of its investigation into the popular programme but before it did, it phoned the product...
Reverend Willie Jefferson, pastor of Trinity Tabernacle Church of God and Christ in Knoxville, Tennesee has a picture of Jesus tattooed on the end of his knob. He claims it's his unique way of delivering his message to the faithful that "Jes...
The state of Calfornia legislature has voted to outlaw spanking. Effective February 1, it will be illegal to spank a child as a form or punishment. The new law has drawn strong reactions from people in the Golden state. Mary Jane Smith of San Di...
Backside, CA., January 21. A CA congresswoman has proposed a ban on spanking that has got everyone talking.
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