Written by Louise Michelle

Monday, 22 February 2016

Things got out of hand when Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders debated in front of the Black Rights Now activist group yesterday. Both claimed to have past records that proved they could relate to minority interests, despite being Caucasian.

"I was eating collard greens and fried chicken before your husband was even Governor of Arkansas," boasted Sanders.

"Oh, please," Clinton retorted. "What does a Jew from Chicago know about down home cooking?"

When Sanders reminded Clinton that she was also originally from Chicago, her face turned beet red. Never allowing emotions to overcome her bullshitting prowess, Clinton shouted, "Well, I've eaten chitlins. I'll bet you never even tasted hog intestines."

Quick on his toes, Sanders challenged Clinton to a watermelon eating contest and she is quoted as saying, "Bring it on, Sanders."

Their bigoted remarks were so appalling, the moderator was heard mumbling, "Maybe Donald Trump isn't so bad after all."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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