Written by b kenneth mcgee

Thursday, 3 December 2015

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid!

"I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Congressional hearing on Capitol hill. Her outburst came after a GOP Congressman accused her of the act. He spoke behind a screen to protect his identity from his female constituents in his district.

Congressman" "Well, Mrs. Clinton, did a conversation take place at all?"

Clinton: "Yes."

Congressman: "Why?"

Clinton: "I was researching web sites prior to putting my web site, Pussies Rule, up for the start of my presidential bid next year. I found this site titled, Terroistsonly.org. It was between armericanonly.org and footfetishdating.org. When I pulled it up there was an immediate response on my computer!"

Congressman: "What then?"

Clinton: "Well, after finding out who I was the party on the other end asked for my phone number , curious I gave it to him and this man called immediately. He said I sounded like a perfect match for him, his voice was soothing and inviting." Clinton blushed and stammered slightly.

Congressman: "Go on."

Clinton: Well, of course I was only interested in gathering intelligence so I egged him on and then.....' she blushed..

Congressman: "Yes?"

Clinton: "Well," she paused, he asked if he could place some kind of device in my......"

Congressman: "Go on!"

Clinton stammered, "Place some kind of device in my chastity belt! I yelled into the phone, "How did you know I had a she paused again, "one of those? Besides no one has a key other than Bill and Janet Reno! I demanded his name."

Congressman: "Mrs. Clinton, what WAS the mans name?"

Clinton speaking in a whisper, "He said his name was Irving."

Congressman: IRVING?!"

Clinton: "Yes," spoken softly.

Congressman: " And you exchanged selfies

Clinton: "THAT is none of your business!" She paused, looked directly at the TV cameras and said: "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Congress




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