Written by Moose

Tuesday, 17 November 2015

image for Obama to put 50,000 boots on the ground to combat 26 US State Governors

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he has authorized 25,000 troops to be deployed to 26 of the United States to enforce his decision to allow Syrian refugees to infiltrate the United States.

White House Spokesman, Rita Curran, announced the move today as part of Obama's strategy to combat ISIL, also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), the Islamic State of Iraq and ash-Sham, or simply Shish Kabob.

More than half the nation's governors -- 26 states -- say they oppose letting Syrian refugees into their states.

States protesting the admission of refugees range from Alabama and Georgia, to Texas and Arizona, to Michigan and Illinois, to Maine and New Hampshire.

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Topics: Barack Obama, Boots




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