WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, renaming the two major political parties in the United States of America.
The Democratic party shall be referred to as "The Supreme Democratic Party", while the Republican party shall be called "The Repuglican Order of Christian Taliban Douche-bags".
It was also announced that President Obama shall immediately be called "The Beloved Leader of the Supreme Democratic Party".
White House Press Secretary, Josh Earnest, made the announcement this morning at the daily press briefing. Republicans were informed of the meeting twelve minutes after it was adjourned.
The order goes into affect on January 21, 2017.