WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC).
Both Malia and Michelle plan to block the passage of fried chicken, due to the artery clogging, cholesterol raising, heart stopping saturated fat contained therein.
President Obama held a press-conference this afternoon to try to drum up support for allowing the passage of KFC.
Mr. Obama stated "Close your eyes imagine the sweet, sweet aroma of fried-chicken goodness. Mmmm, mmm, mmm! Oh yeah, nothing like digging your teeth into that real, meaty goodness as the grease slides down your chin from each bite."
"It is my hope that the passage of KFC occurs, but I must first evaluate the ramifications and consult with my family.", he added.