Showing:

Funny satire stories about Boots

Try another search?

Funny story: Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, says he might buy some new football boots, as a special treat to himself for becoming the most...

Read full story
Funny story: Jeremy Hunt says £18,000 for mending his gate is 'very good value.'

Jeremy Hunt says £18,000 for mending his gate is 'very good value.'

“Hello? Is that Boots the Builders?" “Bob speakin.” “It’s Jeremy here.” “Jeremy?” “Jeremy Hunt … from Bedsyde Manor? You put a new bolt on our garden gate last week for £18,000?” “Ah yeah, Mr ‘Unt. I remember the job. Very awkward that, very nasty. I ‘ad to send Roman down the ‘ardware for longer screws. You callin’ about the price?” “Oh no, not at all, I thought it was very fair...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama to put 50,000 boots on the ground to combat 26 US State Governors

Obama to put 50,000 boots on the ground to combat 26 US State Governors

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he has authorized 25,000 troops to be deployed to 26 of the United States to enforce his decision to allow Syrian refugees to infiltrate the United States. White House Spokesman,...

Read full story
Funny story: Boots on the ground, an eerie new strategy

Boots on the ground, an eerie new strategy

Aberdeen, Maryland has been long noted as the site and vanguard for the development of military arsenal. Heavily guarded by the security forces of the 103rd "Farflechter Division," Aberdeen has been responsible for the development of the reusable 39m...

Read full story
Funny story: Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...

Read full story
Funny story: Macy's Day Parade Shocks and Appals Americans

Macy's Day Parade Shocks and Appals Americans

Conservative Americans are up in arms over the inclusion of the hit Broadway musical Kinky Boots in the Macy's Day Parade. "This parade is broadcast across America," said right-wing senator for Illinois, Marcus Bigot. "It's poisoning the minds of...

Read full story
Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Planet Mars

In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...

Read full story
Funny story: Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more