Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, says he might buy some new football boots, as a special treat to himself for becoming the most...
“Hello? Is that Boots the Builders?" “Bob speakin.” “It’s Jeremy here.” “Jeremy?” “Jeremy Hunt … from Bedsyde Manor? You put a new bolt on our garden gate last week for £18,000?” “Ah yeah, Mr ‘Unt. I remember the job. Very awkward that, very nasty. I ‘ad to send Roman down the ‘ardware for longer screws. You callin’ about the price?” “Oh no, not at all, I thought it was very fair...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he has authorized 25,000 troops to be deployed to 26 of the United States to enforce his decision to allow Syrian refugees to infiltrate the United States. White House Spokesman,...
Aberdeen, Maryland has been long noted as the site and vanguard for the development of military arsenal. Heavily guarded by the security forces of the 103rd "Farflechter Division," Aberdeen has been responsible for the development of the reusable 39m...
While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...
Conservative Americans are up in arms over the inclusion of the hit Broadway musical Kinky Boots in the Macy's Day Parade. "This parade is broadcast across America," said right-wing senator for Illinois, Marcus Bigot. "It's poisoning the minds of...
In a surprise development Thursday the Scandinavian prize-giving concern Nobel bestowed its annual peace prize on the planet Mars. Nobel (motto "We Give Prizes") described the planet Mars in its citation as a "tremendous force for good in an otherwis...
Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.
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