Bill Clinton Rates Bimbos: Monica "Most Fun I've Had With My Pants On ..."

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Monday, 12 October 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Hardly a day goes by that news of Slick Willie being linked to a bimbo doesn't make headlines. With Hillary's run for president, long past trysts are being recalled by victims of his charm. Gennifer Flowers, who claims to have had a 12 year relationship with Clinton, doesn't like Hillary. So she is coming out with a book claiming that Hillary was little more than an accomplice to her husband's romps, and that the only reason she (Flowers) is still alive is that she has evidence implicating the Clintons in her safe-deposit box.

In an interview with crack investigative reporter, Detrick "Dirty Tricks" Detwiler, the former President was asked;

"Among the many sexual romps you have had, with a list that includes Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, two former Miss Arkansas debutantes, Monica Lewinsky, and perhaps even Barbra Streisand, who did you have the most fun with?"

Slick Willie: That's a tough one. Let's just say that the most fun I had with my pants on (excepting golf, of course) was with Monica Lewinsky. What a delightful young lady. In retrospect, I wish I hadn't been so tough on her.

Dirty Tricks: How about Barbra Streisand? I heard that she could carry a tune while getting it on.

Slick Willie: I will not dignify that rumor with a direct answer. Let me just say she is a Funny Girl, and leave it at that.

Dirty Tricks: Is there anyone you missed that you regret?

Slick Willie: Of course! Every president worth his salt had Marilyn Monroe on his short list. I would have loved to have listened to her sing, 'Happy Birthday, Dear President' while Hillary was safely tucked away upstairs. Those lucky Kennedy brothers, they had it all.

Thank you, President Clinton.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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