"You Have A Beautiful Face, Mrs. Ed," Said The Donald

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 18 September 2015

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Mrs. Ed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rodney Dangerfield couldn't have said it better. In the debate exchange between Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina the other night, Jake Tapper asked Carly what she thought of Trump's disparaging comments about her face. She coolly replied, "I think women all over this country heard very clearly what Mr. Trump said."

Trump, looking directly at Fiorina, replied; "You have a beautiful face, Mrs. Ed. And your fetlocks aren't bad either."

As everyone over the age of 60 knows, Mister Ed was a talking horse owned by Wilbur Post. In the eponymous TV series from 1958-66, Mister Ed would engage in horse-speak with Wilbur, but would not talk to anyone else. During the debate Wednesday night, it was deja vu all over again as Mrs. Ed and Wilbur went back and forth with each other while everyone else just stood there with their mouths wide open.

What a show!

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