BILLINGSGATE POST: Questioned by reporters last night on the mothballed battle ship, USS Iowa, as to whether he might be provoked enough by Carly Fiorina to use the "H" word to describe her professional past history.
The Donald tucked on the bill of his baseball cap before carefully providing this response: "No comment."
He then commented: "But let me explain how much I cherish women. When I was at Wharton studying to become a billionaire, it was a rainy afternoon, as I recall. A beautiful young lady was standing on the curb. Instead of splashing her with my Masarati, I stopped and took off my blue blazer and put it down so she wouldn't get her feet wet while getting into my car.
"She was so thankful that she invited me back to her apartment....But there are 10 million stories in the Naked City. Let me not bore you with this one."
Reporters then asked the walking hair-piece whether this means that he will not use the "H" word, not even if provoked?
Trump replied: "I will not use it on Carly. She no ho. She is a nice woman. But if I am the Republican nominee, I will not hesitate to use it on Hillary."
