Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Funny story written by Moose

Thursday, 3 September 2015

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.

He made the announcement after a meeting with Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus. Mr. Priebus did get Mr. Trump to sign a pledge not to run as independent, but after the meeting Mr. Trump issued a press release announcing that he would be forming an exploratory committee to help determine the viability of his future Kingdom, previously known as "The United States".

Trump, the GOP presidential front-runner, was the only one who did not raise his hand when the 10 top-polling candidates were asked at last month's GOP debate whether they'd commit not to mount an outside White House bid.

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