Jeb! _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President

Funny story written by Matt Birkenhauer

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

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Jeb _______ for President 2016

MIAMI, FL-John Ellis "Jeb" _______, brother of George W. ______, son of George H. W. ______, and the grandson of Senator Prescott S. ________, today announced that he would run for president of the United States because, he boomed, "I'm running because America deserves a better ______!"

In a room filled with enthusiastic fans of Jeb _______, many members of the audience sported signs and buttons that read "Jeb _______ 2016!"

Jeb _____, trying to blunt his mother Barbara ______'s statement in 2013 that, when it comes to having another ______ in the Executive Office, "We've had enough _______," said he would not run on the record of his brother, George W. ______ or of his father, George H. W. ______, but would run as his own man, Jeb ______.

Jeb ______'s Facebook page, the "Official Jeb _______ for President 2016" site, reinforced Jeb's standing as his own man, boldly announcing, "If you want a man of experience who's been in the trenches, and is only marginally related to George W. ______ and George H. W. ________, vote for me."

At the official Jeb _______ for President website, you can purchase bumper stickers for his candidacy that read, "Jeb for President. I'm not that other _______."

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