Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 13 April 2015

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Are they gay penguins too?

The US library and school authorities have decided to ban a book about gay penguins adopting a child because they feel it is damaging the reputations of penguins locked up in zoos!

Similar to being incarcerated in San Quentin prison, where many male inmates tend to turn gay after a session in the showers, voluntarily or enforced, penguins living in zoos without females like a bit of gay sex too! However, school kiddies visiting zoos should be protected from observing male penguins copulating although they cannot really tell the difference, obviously. The authorities are not being homophobic, but feel it would be better if someone wrote a book about heterosexual penguins adopting an orphan penguin instead.

Scientists discovered the gay penguin pair after observing them listening to Elton John's "Candle in the wind" kissing and cuddling, then the orphan baby penguin waddled over and plonked itself between the pair not knowing who the hell Elton John is or that they were gay. It is doing very well and zoo personnel are hoping to train Praying Mantis male pairs to do the same because cannibalism is rife among the species and baby Praying Mantis need a mum and dad and not just mums who enjoy a nice meal after sex!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, Penguins

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