Pope Francis decided enough is enough and has told the Vatican not to acknowledge the existence of a gay French ambassador who should have taken his position in Rome.
The Vatican does not mind gay priests spreading their gospels all over the planet to under aged boys (especially) and girls (It there are no boys in the choir), but certainly do not want a gay French ambassador roaming the corridors of the Holy city.
France, being rather diplomatic, lodged a protest to Pope Francis via Jean Paul Gaultier, who was blessed by a past priest in Rome (Is he gay?) and Jean Paul has offered to dress future priests in his designer robes and has personally promised to give made-to-measure services in private. Pope Francis was charmed by the offer, but decided the queues would be too long and there would be no time left for evening prayers.
The French gay Ambassador has been re-posted to San Francisco, Christopher Street, to be precise, where his intimate services will be much more appreciated and the Pope can stuff himself being the hypocritical celibate that he is!
